"I dare you to buy porn!"

Have I forgot to mention? That on that night of buying yee sang, we sealed Eric's fate into buying a porn in front of us. Minishorts has already blogged about it but I'm taking it on an another perspective

One of the situations where Minishorts went into her 'nutcase' mode...e.g. she would flip her head up and down and laugh with extreme accompanying hand action. Sitting down after a bit, we heard that Minishorts asked Eric to buy porn in front of all us guys and gals.

Nick offered his condolences to Eric for having a freaky girlfriend.

After the food and all, somehow a reminder of Eric's dare was brought up at the table. We were all looking around for the VCD seller to get the show on with. Leslie actually got up from his chair and peered into the area of the neighbouring stall to scout out for him. When we discovered that the guy and his posse were actually around the mamak area having drinks. Leslie yelled out for him to come over

Eric went into a frantic "NOOOO! No No!"

The seller hovered over the table and asked what movies we wanted.

Leslie mouthed an "Mm khap" (five star) and did a 'twinkle-twinkle' with five fingers on his right hand.

"Ohhhhh....yauuuuuuuu..... Peen gor oi mai?" (Ohhh.......... GOOOOTTTTT.... Who wants to buy?)

Eric got fingers pointing at all directions. Eric himself kept doing his own hand gestures waving them frantically and saying "mmm sai! mmm sai!".

Casually, the peddler pulled out a chair next to Eric, dug in his bag and pulled out a stack of pornos, handing them to Eric. Every one was in squeals of laughter except the buyer himself who actually took the pause for thoughts before flipping through the next porno.

Once or twice he turned to the guys and asked for opinions.


Eric: Eh, porn by Vivid nice or not?

Nick and Leslie: Ohh no..not Hing (in) anymore. Chup lupp (closed down) already.


Almost spoilt for choice, Eric turns to the seller to ask which one he recommends. He takes the stack back, flips through it and picks a Japanese porno titled 'Tender Baby" with two very underaged Japansese girls posing with their fingers tugging at the right places of their garments.


Eric asks the VCD seller, "Lee goh leng meh?" (Are you sure this is nice?) After assurance from the VCD seller. Eric replied..."Koh teet lui chai toh mmm leng geh." (The girl's featured aren't even pretty). I reply the VCD seller told us it's for TRAINING purposes.

Eric, being the business man that he is, went all out from being serious about a good investment down to the price of the good.

He bought the porn passed it to Minishorts his face all flustered while shaking his head in disbelief. Out of the blue then someone else suggested that we go watch it later at her place. What if her mother comes down in the middle of the night?


Minishorts : We'll just tell her that Eric bought it for me for TRAINING purposes ;)


The next day Minishorts tells me online.

minishorts: damn cacat lah the porn...very paedophilic

WickidHecate: it is cacat???

minishorts: Supid like shit. Wear panties also wear two layers

WickidHecate: OMG!! HAHAHAH ROTFL

Now we know not to rely on the VCD seller's taste on porn the next time, and all of you shoudl not purchase 'Tender Baby" unless you think you may like it ;)