Location: Coffee Bean
Time: 2200 hours
Operation: Loud Public Display on Childbirth Opinion
L: Do they clean off your pubic hair???
HP: Yeah everything is taken off.
A: Sometimes these doctors just take a peep down while you're screaming and kicking then they say jovially, "Oh don't worry, you're not ready to go yet."
HP: All the guys in my batch were cringing and making funny faces
L: Eyerrrr...
A: Aiyarrrr...
L: Childbirth is going to be so painful.
H: It is definitely painful. All the guys went home and had a talk with their mom's about. "Mom, I know what you went through."
A: Ahhahaha! The pain sucks so much, women can actually crush their husband's hand while holding it. The sucker cervix has to bloody dilate from this size *pinches the tip of her pinky* to 2/3 of the short ruler *Does a stretching action as if she's making wanton noodles*
H: Somemore women have a higher threshold of pain. That's not it, after the baby is born, the whole hand of the nurse just goes it *Does a cleaning pulp extractor action* and pulls out the placenta
L: The whole hand???!!!
A: Oh man,can you imagine, your hand can't even fit in your mouth. Next time I would want a qualified nurse with note: SMALL HANDS
H: If dilation happens too fast, sometimes the skin between the vagina and anus tears. But the pain of childbirth is so intense you can't feel it.
L: *cringes*
A: *Grabs her butt and looks at her latte unappetizing-ly*
L: Maybe if we used drugs...
H: Oh then apparently, they have to pierce it in you lumbar region and when they sew you back, you most likely would have to sew a swollen bottom.
(Yipes...)
10/11/2004
And then, the skin between the vagina and the anus tears...
Posted by april yim at 9:11 PM
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OWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!! man that sounds like it hurts so much !!!!!! OW OWO WO WO WO OW O. man one sure has to appreciate/ treasure their moms for what mom went through to have them!not to mention that 9 months or so breing pregnant. eeeee mother hood sure is scary! OUCHCHCHCHCHC!!!!!!!
bored bug
The area's called the perineum, or something like that.
Well, childbirth is meant to be painful. Just like raising the actual child itself. It's not like we can skip over the 20-odd years of their growing up either.
Jha
When at birth...kids cause you pain, before they give you joy. -__-''''
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