10/19/2004

The making of jobs.

I found this in the Science school staff rooms on Dr. Ton's, Dr. Kan's and Dr. Tee's wing...

Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the
situation:

1) If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks
- PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.

2) If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks
- PUT THEM IN THE ENGINEERING

3) If they are arranging the bricks in some other order
- PUT THEM IN PLANNING.

4) If they are throwing the bricks at each other
- PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.

5) If they are sleeping
- PUT THEM IN SECURITY.

6) If they have broken the bricks into pieces
- PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.

7) If they are staring out of the window
- PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT

If they are sitting idle
- PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.

9) If they have thrown the bricks out of the window
- PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.

10) If they are clinging onto the bricks
- PUT THEM IN TREASURY.

11) If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved
- PUT THEM IN SALES.

12) If they have already left for the day
- PUT THEM IN MARKETING.

AND last but not least....

13) If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved
- PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT



The next time when I decide the major for my MBA, I'll purchase 100 lego bricks and see what i do with them. :P

2 comments:

The Unknown said...

And if you find them hurling abusive language while freaking out upon the sight of the bricks... Put them in architecture. (I'm so gonna end up in an institution!)

april yim said...

If you find them looking at the bricks under a microscope whilst laughing like eccentric nutcases, put them in BIOTECHNOLOGY