Conversations: How to Opress a Rapist.

G: Would you look at those two eat at the next table. Gosh, appetizers and they're already raping their food!

A: Speaking of rapists G, I think the best way to teach them not to rape is to permanently chastise them. You know how men are so afraid of losing their fertility.

G: *Laughs* Violent but it solves the problem. Strap them on a chair and fry their balls!

A: You could option castrate them.

G: Damn girl, just guilottine the damn stick. Insert head here. *CHOP* (accompanied by Karate hand movements.)

*Both burst out laughing*

A: Besides emasculation, could just insert shockers. So when the idiot gets turn on, he gets 1,000 Volts of potential running through him. Dang G. Eversince you told me bout them *signals eyes to the greedy eaters* i can't turn my sight away.

G: I have a question.

A: Shoot.

G: What about the jerks who stick stuff up small kids and permanently damage them?

A: Oh hell. we'll stick up the same stuff up their sexual hole and see how they would like a dick with a big black hole.

G: Yeah, and we'll see how they enjoy being severly hurt by the splinters of a branch :P

A: OOOO... MENTAL IMAGE.

G: Women then?

A: ahhh... Ummm...

G: Seal of their passage?

A: OOOO...passable. Stick up a threadless tampon up them everyday.

G: Or merge up their 3 holes into one humongous one.

A: Oh shit.

G: You got that right. Shit, piss and all.

*Laughs up the corner*

A: Hey look. Those two kinda look sick. I think they lost their appetite

G: Serves them right for eavesdropping :P